Sunday, October 26, 2003

So instead of your stupid insults, why don't you pull up a chair and learn from a master, cause your kung-fu is not strong!


"We did not weave the web of life; we are merely a strand in it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves."
-- Chief Seattle

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"


Monday, October 20, 2003

They wish to be certain their crimes cost tears; they would send away any girl who was to come here voluntarily.
—Marquis de Sade

For peace of mind, I will lie about anything at any time.
—Amy Hempel

What I'm proudest of, I guess, is having a life where work and love are impossible to tell apart.
—Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick

I'm not striving for happiness. I'm trying to get some work done.
—John Zorn


Saturday, October 18, 2003

"If you read, you'll judge." -Kurt Cobain

If everything could ever feel this real forever...if anything could ever be this good again...

Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.

Philosophy is a woman who visits you in jail.

...and we fell in love with every goddamn filthy bed and every shitty ol' coffin...dead from the beginning.

Don't ignore me, just pay me no attention......

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. -Frank Zappa

Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.

"The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

Take things at face value....
'do you want to,
I want to,
change the things that I do

Picture all of the above said while I'm standing with one foot on something just for dramatic effect.

We'll break these walls, we'll break them down.


Tuesday, October 07, 2003

No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no excuse. Never excuse, for when the players are all dead, there need none to be blamed.


Saturday, October 04, 2003

It's funny...How you think at times like this.
You ask the usual questions...feel your heart writhe around like a small animal.
But most of feel nothing.
Hear nothing
See nothing
Because you don't want to.
I hear him explaining a blur. How Arduc had been destroyed...the sun and the stars...all killed at the same time...I had no idea there was such power...anyplace.
I cried..
But didn't mean anything. I cried because I was supposed to cry. This requires a kind of despair I am incapable of, and was never meant to express.
It's hard to feel angry towards something so horrible and so beautiful.
The rest is silence.
And the picture This was also taken from the comic Grayling. You should go read it.


"The supply of feminine-looking boys that pop out of no where must be very high where you come from."
"Isn't it convenient? He just got out of the mental ward, too. Come on, we have serious work to do."
"Erm...Right...and where'd that laptop come from?"
"....My pants?"
See the accomanying picture. This was taken from the web comic Grayling.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Science asks how. Philosophy asks why. Dragons don't care.

If it doesn't work, expand it.

I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.

Save trees: legalize hemp for fiber farming.

The world is coming to an end. Please log off.

If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.

Dragon? What dragon? You said we were looking for a worm.

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes, 'cuz by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever the hell you want to.

The Jetdillo Project: 2000 pounds of steel, 20,000 pounds of thrust. One pair of very dark shades. The world's first fully cybernetic, SSTO-capable armadillo. Coming soon from Armadillo Labs. The Dasypian Future begins tommorrow...

It feels great to wake up and not know what day it is, doesn't it?

I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?

Cthulhu Saves. He might get hungry later.

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.

At the top of the food chain sits chocolate.

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

When life gives you shit, you make shitade.

Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt.

Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.

I knew you were insane, but I thought it was in a good way.

Freedom is just a hallucination created by a pathological lack of paranoia.

And on the 8th day, God said, "Okay Murphey, you take over."


Wednesday, October 01, 2003

If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming.

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.

Having a choice of masters is not the same as freedom.

"Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all."

In heaven the police are British, the mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian and the Swiss organize the place.
In hell the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and the Italians organize the place.

I gave food to the poor; they called me a saint. I asked why they had no food; they called me a Communist

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Ghandi

Give a man a fish, and he owes you a fish. Teach a man to fish, and you give up your monopoly on fisheries.

Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's the other way around.

"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." -- Seneca

Vote for people who live in this world, and not the one they grew up in.

Liberty is blind, but she has sophisticated listening devices.

I'm writing a book ... I've got the page numbers done.

Just because there are shades of gray, it doesn't mean we can't tell black from white.

In the battle of wits, you have a gun and I have an atomic bomb.

"To be a good teacher, you have to really really like kids, or really really hate them... I don't like kids."