Thursday, February 12, 2004

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this
country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.

"The student in question is performing minimally for his peer group and
is an emerging underachiever."

We have met the enemy, and he is us.

Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images.

"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty. You might want to mug
someone with it."

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world.
Everyone thinks he has enough.
-- Descartes

It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came
out to inform the public. They thought it was just a jest and applauded.
He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder. So I think the world
will come to an end amid general applause from all the wits, who believe
that it is a joke.

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."

Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with
time travel, you never can tell."

Excellent time to become a missing person.

Woke up this morning, don't believe what I saw.
Hundred billion bottles washed up on the shore.
Seems I'm not alone in being alone.
Hundred billion castaways looking for a call.

If you are honest because honesty is the best policy, your honesty is corrupt.

Isn't it conceivable to you that an intelligent person could harbor
two opposing ideas in his mind?
-- Adlai Stevenson, to reporters

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.