Believe what you want. In situations like these the entire problem is that there was no truth in the first place.

"My computer beat me at chess; I beat it a kickboxing."

"If you ask me, hes just an eel that evolved to fast for his brain and spends his time with the lazy eye dude. Oh, excuse me, evil eye."

Tried to give you summer, but I'm winter
Wish I could make you spring, but I fall so hard...

"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."

"There is no such thing as a conversation. It is an illusion. There are intersecting monologues, that is all." –Rebecca West

If you are what you eat... I could be you by morning.

Only believe what you read if it's the Obituaries.

Woke up this morning all the love had gone. your papa never told you about right and wrong.

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

"That which is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

And any time when innocence should be my right
I'm in a battle between alcohol and my life
And I still feel like you’re here with me
And its magical.

The bee is such a busy soul
He has no time for birth control.
And that is why at times like these
We find so many sons of b's.

"I have screamed until my veins collapsed, i've waited as my time's elapsed. Now all i do is live with so much fate. I've wished for this, i've bitched at that, i've left behind this little fact, You cannot kill what you did not create."

I truly believe that anyone who can draw
something so 'perfectly' to the whimsy of a
song; then so horribly fail to replicate it in
silence, is an artist worthy of their trade.

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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

"Don't worry, there will be no fuss. She was nobody's nothing."

I wanna be like a penguin, I wanna have wings but not use them.

A dog with immortality, thats like a grapefruit that can fight.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
- Voltaire

this is your life, good to the last drop. this is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. you have to give up, you have to realize that one day you will die...without that, you are useless.

Life is what happens to you
While you're busy making other plans

"Ever since I ate my first crayon, I knew I wanted to be an artist...."

While capitalism stalks us as consumers at the same time as dumping us as workers, it has the audacity to squeal when we brick its windows.

You know those DeBeers diamond commercials? They've become more truthful in advertising. The old DeBeers slogan was, 'A diamond is forever,' then they changed it to this year 'Take her breath away,' the new slogan is, 'Diamonds: Render her speechless.'... Why don't they just come out and say it, 'Diamonds: That'll shut her up.'

If there is such a thing as fate, why get up in the morning?

"Gaining enlightenment is like the moon reflected on the water... The whole moon and the whole sky reflected in one dew-drop on the grass." - Dogen Zenji

'I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.' -Frida Kahlo

I don't care if your world is ending today
Because I wasn't invited to it anyway
You said I tasted famous so I drew you a heart
But now I'm not an artist, I'm a fucking work of art.

--I wandered by chance to a place where light is dark and dark is light, and you can follow either one, until you find the path to choose.--
--Well I suppose mental anguish can come from getting beaten up by a 62-year-old man.--

"I'd rather DIE than help you!"
"Oh don't be boring! Everyone who says that dies."

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landings.

"If you can't reach out and love an accused child molestor, you can't reach out and love anyone. That's what I always say."

As it turns out, the Hanging Gardens were essentially the world's first and largest Chia Pet.

"It's so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

To understand mankind, we must first understand the definition of mankind. It is made up of two words, 'mank' and 'ind'. No-one knows what these words mean, and therefore mankind remains a mystery.

Stand rigid for the next battle, peace means reloading your guns. The love for life is all hatred in disguise, a carnival creation with masks undone.

If I had a dollar for each friend I had, I would be in debt.

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"Your star burns!! ... it's not MY fault your planet orbits a thermonuclear ball of fire!!"

The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbour's milk, that's the time to do it.

Sometimes the very fabric of time seems to snag on the splinters and figments in my mind, wrenching and tugging until it pulls painfully free once more, leaving me crying but a wiser person for it.

Into the mists and deep unbound
I will lay intwine of the silent sound
For this is the end of all things
If only I had not these broken wings."

~I kept asking "Why can't I?" untill someone asked me "What's stopping you?"~

~I wanna shave my head and get a tattoo on the back of my head that says, "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing"~

All eyes turned up to the hero,
Charismatic animal man,
Lyrical visionary caught in the spotlight,
The more you make, the more you get it right, right?

Go away from my window,
Leave at your own chosen speed.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I'm not the one you need.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Never weak but always strong,
To protect you and defend you
Whether you are right or wrong,
Someone to open each and every door.
Go lightly from the ledge, babe,
Go lightly on the ground.
I'm not the one you want, babe,
I will only let you down.
You say you're lookin' for someone
Who will promise never to part,
Someone to close his eyes for you,
Someone to close his heart,
Someone who will die for you and more.
Go melt back into the night, babe,
Everything inside is made of stone.
There's nothing in here moving
And anyway I'm not alone.
You say you're looking for someone
Who'll pick you up each time you fall,
To gather flowers constantly
And to come each time you call,
A lover for your life and nothing more,
But it ain't me, babe,
No, no, no, it ain't me, babe,
It ain't me you're lookin' for, babe.
-[I have just tricked you into reading] a song by Bob Dylan