"Are there still borders? More than ever! Every street has its borderline. Between each plot, there's a strip of no-man's-land disguised as a hedge or a ditch. Whoever dares, will fall into booby traps or be hit by laser rays. The trout are really torpedoes. Every home owner, or even every tenant nails his name plate on the door, like a coat of arms and studies the morning paper as if he were a world leader." - From the 1987 film Wings of Desire, because this picture reminds me of Berlin.

Your friends will know you better in the first minute they meet you than your acquaintances will know you in a thousand years. - Richard Bach

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.

"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We're afraid."
"Come to the edge."
"We can't. We will fall!"
"Come to the edge."
And they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew.

We woke up today thinking of tomorrow

Christian, you may see me only as a drunken, vice-ridden gnome whose friends are just pimps and girls from the brothels. But I know about art and love, if only because I long for it with every fiber of my being.

It is called an opinion and it is the opinion that is mine. How can a painting of a tree be different from the tree when they're the exact same lines.......

"Day's dawning, skin's crawling... Pure morning, pure morning."

Illegitimi Non Corporundum.

"the more i want to wake to reality, the more i drawn into madness... "

Their Warlord is a pussy

You are what you call others.

"What matters is how far we go?" his scaly friend replied."There is another shore, you know, upon the other side."

If only it could be like this when things go wrong.

"I'm against picketing and I don't know how to show it." Mitch Hedberg

God's last name isn't Dammit.
He who throws mud loses ground.

"Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?"

"For the sake of the colony, we won't have any homicidal murderers straight away.""So we'll have them later?"

An artist is one who knows when to stop.

"I don't do drugs. I am drugs."~Salvador Dali

We're having creative differences. I'm creative and you're ... well ... different!

"You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts... and in much of your talking, thinking is half-murdered."

Said six bolts of thunder and metal.Two for the bellows, two for the piercings, and two for the drums.

I'm not here to be molded, I'm here to grow.

Lord, today please give me the strength to change the things I can change, the ability to accept the things I can't change, and the sensibility and insight to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill because they pissed me off. Amen.

"I don't have good luck, I have a day off"

"Your either for me, or against me, referring to the daylight and, more generally, to the day. He stretched flat and made two fists. He was fully determined to lie right here until he was given something to work with, something noble, something fine. He saw no purpose in leaving his bed for a day that was against him for the get-go. He had tried it before - no good could come of it."- Zadie Smith

If looks could really kill, then my profession would staring. Please know we do this cause we care and not for the thrill. Collect calls to home to tell them that I realize that everyone who lives will someday die and die alone.

There are many ways to make money, but very few ways to make art.

"Life is binary. There are only ones and nulls. Living or dead."- Abiose

Say nothing of the good dead.
I shall call him Revolution and he shall be mine.

man: a race of flawed and seperate individuals, vying and searching for a reason to be, and the more they look, the more they fall apart. broken and scattered on the floor, so sharp that they can't even embrace their neighbor lest they be accused of murder..

"Dwell in possibility." ~Emily Dickenson

"There are no fixed points in space." ~Einstein

"It does not matter that we are descended from monkey's. The important thing is to avoid going back."

Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally motionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into Lump's pyjamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies." - Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

you cannot sedate all the things you hate. we are meant to never sever--eternal and unstoppable. the great divide that should have never swallowed.

Sometimes God gives ants wings so they can die faster- Spanish phrase
Only in english

And he said "Thank you, please but your flattery is truly not becoming me. Your eyes are poor. You are blind. You see, no beauty could have come from me. I am a waste of breath, of space, of time."

but let's face it: a muse that invokes such passion is rare. that's what it is, isn't it...?

"Eat your vegetables, Johnny, or you will be aiding global terrorism!""And remember, it's not just a sin - it's a felony!"

"Has anyone ever told you that you have a problem with authority?""Just my parents."

Screw rappers and their "bling". I don't call a colonoscopy accident a fashion statement.

People's whole lives do pass in front of their eyes before they die. The process is called, 'living'

You think you're hot snot on a golden platter, but you're really cold boogers on a paper plate.

"Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself."

Just like an English boarding school. Without the sodomy.

"I killed the spider to save the butterfly.Am I wrong?"

People aren't happy. Nobody is, okay! Happiness is a cigarette, a cookie, or a ten second orgasm. You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, and you get back to work!!

"You don't know a thing about it! You just think it's something with 'class', don't you!? That's why you can act so high and mighty!!" Kentaro Takekuma on art

I'm scared because there's only one scratch on my body but there was blood under all my fingernails. I'm scared because my jaw aches. I'm scared that I couldn't eat any breakfast. I didn't feel hungry this morning...

My only weakness is ... well, never mind, never mindMy only weakness is a listed crime

"A stone in the hand is worth two in the kidneys."

"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up."- Pablo Picasso

You’ll be accepting my apology
For taking things too seriously.
Sometimes I’m old enough to keep routines
Sometimes I’m child enough to scream.


if you pretend hard enough, they taste like pineapple