Monday, November 29, 2004

I listen to the music of terrorists.

Why do we need to turn it off? Why does it always feel so wrong?

So he aimed the shotgun into the blue
Placed his face in between the two
And sighed:
Here's to life!

Lemmings don't grow older, they just die.

I can't be satisfied with sitting back and reading. I need to be the author of this book called Life.
"Attempted Murder"? Hell, you can't blame a guy for trying...

We are strong and blessed and so brave
With souls to be saved
And faith regained
All our tears wiped away

"You don't pay us! We don't even exsist! We're just a metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought!"

After the stampede the artist Three Solid Frogs got to his feet, retrieved his brush from his nostril, pulled his easel out of a tree, and tried to think placid thoughts.

be unique. be yourself, screw the world, and practice safe sex.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side.

this is the internet
not my master thesis
im allowed to type lazy

"I invented eating, you know. Singlehandedly solved starvation. It's how I got voted into office."
-- King Steve (8-bit Theatre)


Cause we stole Heaven from the Earth.


Monday, November 22, 2004

She was born with broken wings
and never learnt to fly.
She that she's afraid of heights
but wants to touch the sky.

"Character is who you are in the dark when no one else is looking"

"A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine."-Thomas Jefferson

If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!

"Shrink wrap your kiss in plastic love
Make my mind up when you return
I don't know what has happened to me these days
But it feels like love in the strangest ways"

only god left me

"With these seven easy steps, you, too, can be the authoritarian despot of your own principality. Machiavelli, your road to happiness"

Lets pretend that I know what I'm talking about, and then you'll nod and smile politely as if you understand

"In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary, patriotism is defined as the last refuge of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer, I beg to submit that it is the first."—Ambrose Bierce

His thoughts like a hundred moths
Trapped in a lampshade.

--"We would often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood all the motives which produced them."--


Friday, November 05, 2004

I've Always thought that sex was a pain in the ass...then I discovered women

*I'm a little teapot rythm*
I'm a little raver candied out
here are my glowsticks trip me out
when I get all sober hear me shout
pop me a pill and roll me out

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-Tom Stoppard

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'"

'We knights are blessed in that we do not run from it. We seek it, grasp it by the throat and demand honor in our passing.'

There is nothing kind about an act of truth .... it is simple a validation of how great you are and how much you deserve to have more than what is currently yours.

"Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory."

You are always new. The last of your kisses
was ever the sweetest...

"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air..."

Today is very boring,
A very boring day.
There's nothing much to look at,
There's nothing much to say.

"You're a jeopardy to society!"
"And you're a Wheel of Fortune to society,"

And it is careful! Be dangerous!

~Artists are the canaries of the human race.~

Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of.

"You may all go to hell. And I will go to Texas."
~Davy Crockett

"A man convinced against his will, is of the same opinion still"

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that pens would not work in zero gravity. NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes on almost any surface. The Russians used a pencil.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place you go to ride on rides, eat cotten candy, and step in monkey poop.