I've Always thought that sex was a pain in the ass...then I discovered women

*I'm a little teapot rythm*
I'm a little raver candied out
here are my glowsticks trip me out
when I get all sober hear me shout
pop me a pill and roll me out

Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-Tom Stoppard

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'"

'We knights are blessed in that we do not run from it. We seek it, grasp it by the throat and demand honor in our passing.'

There is nothing kind about an act of truth .... it is simple a validation of how great you are and how much you deserve to have more than what is currently yours.

"Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory."

You are always new. The last of your kisses
was ever the sweetest...

"No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air..."

Today is very boring,
A very boring day.
There's nothing much to look at,
There's nothing much to say.

"You're a jeopardy to society!"
"And you're a Wheel of Fortune to society,"

And it is careful! Be dangerous!

~Artists are the canaries of the human race.~

Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonders what the part that isn't thinking isn't thinking of.

"You may all go to hell. And I will go to Texas."
~Davy Crockett

"A man convinced against his will, is of the same opinion still"

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that pens would not work in zero gravity. NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes on almost any surface. The Russians used a pencil.

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.

Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place you go to ride on rides, eat cotten candy, and step in monkey poop.