All I know is that my gut says maybe..

it is a fools perogative to utter the truths that no one else will speak.

"I found a way to steal the sun from the sky... Long live that day that I decided to fly from the inside..."

Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance

I do only have one arm. I lost it in a profile accident a little while back.Now I have to pose in photos with only my right side showing so no one will notice my one-armed freakitude.

"Let's get Chip's Ahoy. Chips Deluxe taste like them elves done shat all over them cookies." -My Mom

In the beginning there were two people who took things over and made a complete mess of it all, until one day they were brought down by a handful of other people whose sense of morality was a bit different.

i've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom

We're both going to hell just a little bit faster now.

"He told me that he would cut off my head and eat it if I ever needed him too. That is love, I am sorry."

"When I was young we didn't have MTV; we had to take drugs and go to concerts." -
Steven Pearl

Our pastor always said that when you suffer, God is testing you. I prayed for him to test me on Algebra instead.

It has bothered me all my life that I do not paint like everybody else - Henri Matisse

"This relationship business is one big waste of time. It is just Mother Nature urging you to breed, breed, breed. Learn from nature. Learn from our friend spider. Just mate once and then kill him."

"It's alright, you two go off, and i'll masturbate in private like god intended."

"Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?"

"The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it, laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probably deserved." --Russell Lynes

"Had I known but yesterday what I know today, I'd have taken out your two gray eyes and put in eyes of clay. And had I'd known but yesterday you'd no more be my own, I'd have taken out your heart of flesh and put in one of stone."

"The show must go on, but sometimes the curtain will fall on its own..."

Teacher: Class, what did we learn today?
Student 1: Uh...English can be fun?
Student 2: Fanboys are scary!
Student 3: New & exciting things about our classmates?
Student 4: That you're a raving lunatic?

We are given this life so we might earn the next; the gift is a chance to grow in spirit, and knowledge is one of many nutrients that facilitate our growth.

Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.

And a love like ours, my dear, is best measured with its downsAnd I never buy umbrellas, 'cause there's always one around

he looked like she imagined Lucifer himself would if God told him he was closing hell due to poor attendance.

I came to Casablanca for the waters.
What waters? We're in the middle of the desert.
I was misinformed.

The only reason I'm talking to you is because my therapist's on vacation. . .

I believe in long-term relationships with hallucinations; I've been seeing my imaginary friend since the sixth grade.

Satan, don't get thee behind me. Stay in front of me where I can see what the hell you're doing.

Hey, sun, don't feel down. the world really does revolve around you.

if you take the time to wish on the stars, can you not also take the time to wish for me?

I was his Lucifer. I lead him from the gates of Heaven to a Hell darker than I myself could have imagined; he had followed unknowingly,ready for the sport,ready to have his name gouged into the books of science and history not yet written. I was his mistake.

Pounding at your heart with the fist of god