If riding in an airplane is flying, then riding in a boat is swimming.

Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once. Space is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen to you.

Having a choice of masters is not the same as freedom.

"Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all."

In heaven the police are British, the mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian and the Swiss organize the place.
In hell the police are German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and the Italians organize the place.

I gave food to the poor; they called me a saint. I asked why they had no food; they called me a Communist

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. -- Ghandi

Give a man a fish, and he owes you a fish. Teach a man to fish, and you give up your monopoly on fisheries.

Under Capitalism, man exploits man. Under Communism, it's the other way around.

"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful." -- Seneca

Vote for people who live in this world, and not the one they grew up in.

Liberty is blind, but she has sophisticated listening devices.

I'm writing a book ... I've got the page numbers done.

Just because there are shades of gray, it doesn't mean we can't tell black from white.

In the battle of wits, you have a gun and I have an atomic bomb.

"To be a good teacher, you have to really really like kids, or really really hate them... I don't like kids."