I know it's probably shoddy material, but it's shoddy material with my pictures on it...

Yes, i have a tendency to walk into things, hot guys and shiny stuff easily distract me, and sometimes i'm slow on the uptake. but i have a 138 iq, and pack a mean right hook.

"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth."
-Benjamin Disraeli

"Thousands of people die every day but, you kill one politicians' pet and you're marked for life. " -Grosse Pointe Blank

There are three sides to every story: yours, mine and the truth.

People wield ignorance like a weapon,
I hope to be the flesh that stops it.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice...

"All for One, and 5 for a dollar!!"

"Reality is that which when we stop believing in fails to go away"

"If a little voice within you says 'You are not a painter', then by all means paint...and that voice will be silenced."--Vincent Van Gogh

:coffee machine:I'll sleep when i'm dead...:coffeecup:

"In conclusion, there is no conclusion. Things go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time"

Remember friend as you pass by
As you are now so once was I
As I am now you soon shall be
So prepare for death and follow me.

"Go, and never darken my towels again!"-Grouch Marx

Life's like a revolving door, you're in, you're out before you know why you went in in the first place, or even what building you're in.