i hate calc. i hate people. i hate work. i hate. i hate. i hate. i hate life. and then i think and i know i dont hate life, but im tired of crap. i just want to do what i want to do and i cant do what i want to do unless i do all the crap i dont want to do and i really dont want to do anything that everybody else wants me to do and the only things i want to do are things that everybody else doesnt want me to do and so i cant do what i want to do because doing what i want to do results in my not doing what i dont want to do and everybody else being angry and making me not do what i want to do in order to to what i dont want to do and then i get angry and dont do anything instead of doing what i want to do or what i dont want to do.
-Amber T.'s rant

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
~Dorthy Parker