Do not disturb, disturbed enough.

The world seems like a much better place when you don't have someone telling you it isn't.

You know you have reached the bottom when you prefer watching men's handball instead of Gladiator...At 1am

I am not original... I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known.

"Wisdom lies not in being superior to one's fellow man, but in being superior to one's former self." -Hindudan

"She's not naked, it's art."