Kids in the backseat make accidents. Accidents in the backseat make kids.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?
-- Epicurus

I may be ugly, but I'm here. Decide for yourself.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Hey, who says Melly isn't a nonconformest?
She sure isn't conforming to your standards of not conforming.

I am Goth. Hear me complain.

"Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky, and he has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these things he will send you to a place full of fire, and smoke, and burn and torture forever and ever 'till the end of time.... but he LOVES you. And he needs money."
-George Carlin