People are supposed to look up to you and that's not because you're somersaulting over their heads!

There's earth under his old feet, and clay on his fingers; wisdom in his bones and both his eyes are open.
-Tom Bombadill

It seems to have been a very efficient conspiracy.

I don't deny it, but I'll never believe you're sleeping again, whether you're snoring or not. I shall kick you hard to make sure.
-Frodo