I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

"Whatever floats your goat...."
"But my goat drowned!"
"Then that is bad."

"We've seen death before. Every time we sit down to eat there's a dead thing on our plate."

The Master Penguin, bringing your daily dose of free fish and sushi, while trying to avoid an encounter of a sea lion kind.

You know Earth is off kilter when
the world's best rapper is white,
the best golfer is black,
the tallest basketball player is Chinese,
and Germany doesn't want to go to war.

Night time stars bring daytime scars
I've always loved the dark.

For a sunrise or a sunset, you're manic or you’re depressed, Will you ever feel ok?

He who dies with the most toys is none the less still dead.