Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

"Live every day as if it were your last. Because someday ... it will be."

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Dreaming premits each and everyone of us to be quietly and safetly insane every night of our lives.

"No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed, can be altogether irreclaimably bad." -Thomas Carlyle

Didn't you know? People's thoughts taste just like honey.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

I MUST REMEMBER NYANKO-CHAN!